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Henry Ford’s Phantom & The Sedan Séance

Henry Ford’s Phantom & The Sedan Séance

So it looks like I blasphemed the wrong robber baron.

I’m sorry I said your cars suck
and I apologize from the bottom of my heart
for calling you a dickhead, Mr. Ford.
But that comment about the banking system really
got my motor runnin’
and I’m all out of heartbreak motor oil
(all I got left is anti-market freeze).

How does one perform an exorcism on a Ford Windstar?
I ain’t Heroin Houdini no more
and I try not to fuck with spirits.
If I get a Ouija board, will my dashboard lights start working again?
Why’d you have to outsource my auto to the afterlife?
This is seriously fucked, Mr. Ford.

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