Category Archives: Sailor Jerry Rum Label Love Missives

Sailor Jerry Rum Label Love Missives: Pick-Up Line-Break

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Sailor Jerry Rum Label Love Missives: Escorting Disaster

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Welcome (Back) To The Grotesquerade

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Welcome (Back) To The Grotesquerade

It’s a thin borderline
that separates me
(and me)
from a full-blown personality disorder.

Put Casanova
(or is it Nasa Cova now?)
back in a coma—
he’s awoken from his limp-dicked slumber
and he’s eyeing escorts
and flirting with friendlies
like a romantic in retrograde.
But at least he brought flowers,
right?

Take Cadillac de Bergerac’s
binoculars away—
he’s peeping on the ribs again
and what’s worse
has the audacity to refer
to women
as ribs
during his Evening treetop misadventures.
Just steal his fucking valve stems
and be done with it,
man.

But Johnny Warpath won’t make
like a tree at all.
Turns out he doesn’t only come out
when I drink my gin.
No—
he ain’t Dr. Jimmy, man.
He ain’t Mr. Hyde neither
and he ain’t hiding no more.

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Sailor Jerry Rum Label Love Missives: The Difference Between You And Me

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Sailor Jerry Rum Label Love Missives: The Hopeless Hopings of a Fanciful Delusionist

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Sailor Jerry Rum Label Love Missives: An Explanation

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Sailor Jerry Rum Label Love Missives: Same

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Sailor Jerry Rum Label Love Missives: Doctor’s Orders

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Sailor Jerry Rum Label Love Missives: Dig That Siren Sound

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Sailor Jerry Rum Label Love Missives: Don’t You Dare

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